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housewives: twins

housewives: twins
OT14 + Shindong/Nari + tablo | PG-13 | bad language | humor, fluff | chaptered
when Ryeowook and Leeteuk bet that their dorms can't live a week without their help with cleaning and cooking, and the two dorms rise to the challenge. because thy are shuper junior! with the help of a few friends, they feed themselves and keep their dorm clean. but how long can they last?


dorm #11: Ryeowook, Yesung, Kyuhyun, Sungmin, Eunhyuk, Shindong, Zhou Mi and Henry
dorm #12: Leeteuk, Kangin, Heechul, Hankyung, Donghae, Kibum, Siwon.

dorm 12
Heechul flips his hair from his eyes, looking around his dorm. A note is on the fridge, and he looks at it with a fiery passion. Heechullie~ We'll be at church, you know, prayin' and stuff. Please don't worry. Hankyungie~ Saranghae <3 Heechul had thrown it away after reading the first few lines. He wasn't an idiot: Hankyung, Siwon and Kibum had left for a reason. So they didn't have to deal with any cleaning. He scans the rows of dorms, and finalizes that it's only him, Donghae and Kangin left.

"Fuck those bastards," he swears, pushing open the door to Donghae's room. "Get up!" he screams, but sees that the milk chocolate haired male is already up, chatting on his phone. "Who is that?" he asks, grabbing Donghae's cell from his hands. "It's Hyukkie.." he answers, extending his arms out like a little child that wants his candy back. Heechul puts the receiver to his ear, and as he's about to say bye Eunhyuk speaks again. Heechul closes the phone quickly.

"Have you been having phone sex with Hyukjae? Just because he isn't your dorm! God, you two freaks! Get up, you're cleaning everyone's rooms as punishment. Start with Kangteuk's room."

Donghae sighs and nods, too afraid to get Heechul angry. He sends Eunhyuk a short text before he leaves, and then closes his door behind him as he goes off to wake up the sleeping bear: or Kangin-hyung. He pushes the door open slowly, to see the usually-clean room in tatters. "But it's been only a night!" he tells himself, wishing he didn't have to start with Kangin's room, because from the looks of it, it's the dirtiest of all of them. He steps over Kangin's dirty clothes, maybe the ones that Leeteuk always complains about, and crouches down so that his face is level to Kangin's face in the mattress.

"Hyung," he whispers, drawing out the word for as long as the singer can hold it. A single eye opens, barely open, and Youngwoon groans, rolling onto the other side of the bed. "Hyung! You have to get up! If you don't get up, I can't clean your room, and Heechul will kill us both!" Kangin rolls over onto his side so that he can face Donghae while still being locked in his bubble of heat and smirks. "You think a prepubescent little princess is going to keep me from my beauty sleep? Go talk to Hyukkie, Fishie."

"I really think you should get up, Youngwoon-hyung." Donghae puts on a pout. "Please, I have to clean your room." Kangin groans, but finally sits up, shaking his short hair and yawning. "Fine. But this is the last time, neh?" Donghae squeals and hugs his hyung before running out of Kangin's room, his open door a signal to Heechul that he's awake.

"Youngwoon-ah! Make breakfast!" Kangin groans, flopping back into his mattress. He grabs his phone, sending a short text. Teukie, when can I kill Heechul? Leeteuk replies with a short winking face, leaving the appa of Super Junior to wrangle the demanding princess. It would be nice if the foreign prince could be there to help him, too.

"I don't know how to cook that well." Heechul just sighs, pinning his long hair into a high ponytail. "Didn't you learn something from the shows you're always on?" Kangin nods slowly, and Heechul puts on a pretty smile, grabbing Kangin's collar and licking his earlobe. "Than make it, chubby boy."

Kangin finds himself sending the same text to Leeteuk while he makes kimchi pancakes.

dorm eleven
When the doorbell rings, Sungmin jumps up from his bed, kicking Kyuhyun's side to get him up as he rushed to get to the door quickly. Shindong reaches the door first, and opens it. A smile appears on Shindong's lips and he bows. "Hello, sunbae!" Sungmin bows too, following his best friend's actions, his eyes peeking from behind his bangs to see the man at the door. "Tablo-hyung!" He claps, pushing past Shindong to give him a hug.

"Hey Sungmin. Is Eunhyuk here?" Sungmin nods, looking behind him, to see an open-mouthed Henry and a sleepy-eyed Kyuhyun. "Henry, can you get Eunhyuk?" Kyuhyun asks in Mandarin, pushing the chubby-cheeked Canadian towards the neat freak's room. "And bring Mimi too please," Sungmin adds in Korean. Henry nods, scurrying to the lead dancer's room.

Shindong extends his arm. "Please come in, Tablo-hyung." The rapper smiles and nods, following the troupe to the living room to sit down. Eunhyuk comes in running, hugging Tablo and squealing. Tablo laughs, pulling Eunhyuk off of him. "I told you - no random hugging. I've already have enough with Tukutz coming back." Eunhyuk smiles, sitting down between Shindong and Tablo.

After waiting a few minutes for Henry and Mimi, who didn't seem to be coming, Tablo asked, "So Hyukkie, why did you call me?" Eunhyuk rubs his head. "Um.. Ryeowook.. you know, the short one, he does all of our cleaning and cooking.. but he left.. And seeing as you just got married and have a kid.. You'd be able to give us some tips."

Tablo roared with laughter, brushing his black hair from his eyes. Kyuhyun crossed his arms. "I don't think he can really help." Tablo smirks. "Sungmin, could you get me a pen and paper with all the people's names in the dorm currently written down?" Sungmin nods and gets up, rushing around the dorm to find some. Tablo's eyes turn back to Kyuhyun, "So, you're the brat, right? I saw you beating up your hyungs." The mischievous grin on Tablo's face sends a shiver down Kyuhyun's spine.

Kyuhyun exhales when Sungmin comes back and hands Tablo the ripped piece of paper that he flattens on his knee. "Sungmin, Eunhyuk, Shindong, Kyuhyun, Zhou Mi and Henry," he says, saying 'Henry' with an English accent that makes Sungmin's heart flutter. "Okay, every person will be in charge of a specific thing. Two people will be in charge of cooking - they will get the groceries, too. Two people will be in charge of cleaning the rooms - three rooms for one, two rooms for the other. Two people will be in charge of cleaning the bathrooms and the kitchen. And the last person will be in charge of controlling everyone else. I'll give this job to you, Sungmin," Tablo writes down his job as leader beside Sungmin's name.

"I can cook," Shindong opts, and Eunhyuk nods. "And Zhou Mi can cook, too." The cooks are done, and the room cleaners are appointed as Eunhyuk and Yesung. Kyuhyun's head snap up. "Wait, I have to clean toilets?" The evil smirk on Tablo's face and Sungmin hits Kyuhyun's shoulder. "Yeah."

Yesung walks through, nodding at Tablo before starting a cup of coffee. "Do you want me to make one for you?" he asks, sleep still deep in his voice. "No, I'll be going. I have my babies to attend to. And Eunhyuk-ah, don't call me at my home phone ever again." Eunhyuk laughs but bows, watching as Tablo leaves. Sungmin smirks at Kyuhyun, circling a hand around his waist. "Guess who's your new boss?"

- -
a/n: heechul is awesome.
a/n2: and boss!sungmin is amazing
a/n3: twins~
a/n4: and sorry for not updating since last week. enjoy?
Tags: fandom: sj, length: chaptered, pairing: haehyuk, pairing: hanchul, pairing: kangteuk, pairing: kyumin, pairing: shinri, pairing: sibum, pairing: yehwook, pairing: zhoury, sj: donghae, sj: eunhyuk, sj: hankyung/hangeng, sj: heechul, sj: kangin, sj: kibum, sj: kyuhyun, sj: leeteuk, sj: ryeowook, sj: shindong, sj: siwon, sj: sungmin, sj: yesung, sjm: henry, sjm: zhou mi
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